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July 14, 2008 @ 9:34 PM
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America! MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria!! ___________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ___________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ___________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ___________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!
___________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ___________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher Labels: wohoo...
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